Do you have any other EMIs like Paxum(Canada), Neteller(UK), Skrill(UK) or what?
These are outside of the EU and could be more open to Isle of Man, Gibraltar, Malta etc. customers.
I'm testing
Aurupay since last week. It offers Gold-backed accounts which can be top-up with cryptos, EMIs, Wire, Sepa/Banktransfer, ACH, Checks and so on. The strength is, that you as a user is able to sell your gold as well, which gives you a lot more possibilities like this one:
Your customer wants to pay you by paypal/wire/sepa/neteller/skrill/bitcoin/westernunion, so you send him the transactions details of somebody who sells gold and accepts paypal/wire/sepa/neteller/skrill/bitcoin/westernunion.
After your customer has sent the funds to the gold-seller, you receive the gold from this seller (is a solid escrow system so don't worry it works flawlessly).
After a week or a day (depends on you), you sell the received gold with your preferred payment method lets say ... sepa/wire-banktransfer.
This allows you to accept payments through channels/payment-methods you don't have, bypassing regulations and restrictions. The service seems quite new to me, due the liquidity of some payment methods is very thin. Sometimes you find always the same sellers or no sellers. But the cryptos, Bank/Wire and Sepa-Transfers works perfectly. When the system has a bigger user base some day, it could be a good successor of the legendary e-gold.com