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Whoa, Hold Your Horses!

It looks like you've hit the digital wall


That's right, no more access for you. We've rolled out the red carpet and you turned it into a muddy slip 'n slide. So, we're revoking your VIP pass to our exclusive digital kingdom.

Why, you ask? Let's just say, you've been about as subtle as a bull in a china shop and twice as disruptive. We like our china intact, thank you very much.

Don't fret, though. This isn't a forever goodbye. Consider it more like a 'see you later, maybe, if you learn to behave.' In the meantime, why not take up a hobby? Knitting is supposed to be very calming.

Remember, the internet is vast and wide, full of sites that might appreciate your... unique charm. Unfortunately, we're just not the one. It's not you, it's us. Actually, it's definitely you.

So pack up your digital bags and off you go. The exit is that way . But hey, thanks for the memories. We'll always have Paris. Or was it that heated forum debate on the merits of pineapple on pizza?

Cheerio, The Team That Once Was Yours But Now Prefers Peace and Quiet

P.S. If you ever decide to turn over a new leaf, you know where not to find us. Because remember, you're banned.