taxes you will have to pay as long as the entire thing is in your name. It can differ depending on where you live but should you live within the EU you will get reported by any bank you may open an account with and have to pay tax from what you earn there. Unless you can proof that your business...
It's not the offshore jurisdiction that will report you but rather the bank where you have your money that is going to report you. That's a FACT so don't fall for any solution where a real bank account is invloved, you get reported! Some of the EMI's around will report your account balance too.
Are you just here to be spoon feed @Grahams ? it's possible to get a UK company without to provide any information just read the forum and learn, you may even pay for mentor group access if you can afford it to get a step by step guide (almost) on how to set this up.
Go for the full Cyprus setup and you will be good to go. You will acoid anoying questions and run into a wall each time you apply for payment processing or an EMI account.
You want to setup a Cyprus company with nominee director, shareholder and even a small real office.
Did you try to contact a lawyer or agency in the UK to help you? If not, then it is the starting point for someone in your situation. A local tax advisor may even help you in the first step and some may even have business relations in the UK that can help you further.
The easy way is to simple buy stealth PP accounts from the internet, can be found with Google easely. Then you setup a larger setup to receive the money from that PP account to and transfer it from there to your EMI account.
There are people around which have a hard time to get things work simple because they are too lazy to read and do things right. I suggest to everyone that want to setup something anonymous to study the forum and spend a few euro to get access to the mentor group. In addition you should do...
If you have a problem with this forum then take a hidefin4774" I would say. If you think you can come here ask people to contact you and build a group from the forum users here it's against the forum rules and I wonder why @Admin didn't banned you yet!
To use an VPS or expensive smart phone...
Damn, the first one in Lebanon vanished it seems it was www.omnipayment.com - website is for sale LoL
The other guys are SafeCharge | Full service payment platform for business growth speak to some of their reps. and explain them your situation.
And the third would be Durango...
I would start to ask a local tax advisor and find some tax attorney spend some money on them before you go further from here. Ask them what they think about what you consider to do and how tax can be reduced to a minimum if you go this way or a similar.
There is a processor in Israel which can accept such stuff and one in Lebanon, but as you may already have figured out it's not going to be easy with that CB ratio nor cheap. I will digg up a few names for you within the next days so you may give it a try. Maybe it can help others in your situation.