Nice thread, you guys are smart. Ranking the options so far by risk profile lowest to highest:
1 - Cash withdrawal in CH
2 - Gold in a deposit safe box
3 - 1 on 1 poker in a Casino room
Would you like to send via a personal account or a company account?
Many of these EMIs allow crypto transfer on low limit personal accounts but put up restrictions when you upgrade to a business account. Revolut is a good example here.