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Any good EEA banks or EMIs left?

Bankera is as shitty as other EMIs, with the plus that they ask for an application fee.
You should build a (fake) plain vanilla profile with supporting documentation, then apply with Blackcatcard and Bunq, it should go smoothly.
I already did that. But then eventually you still hit the same KYC and compliance problems when inevitably they ask about source of funds.