fast offshore bank account

Hi, I'm looking for the cheapest offshore company registration, country don't matter! My budget is $1000 max can't find more money now! I will need a offshore company and offshore bank account maybe Worldcore account can be fine I see the banner here they are good for banking?

Please do me a huge favor and list all the offshore banks you know about and that can help with the opening of an account under the below listed conditions. No personal visit Skype call is OK if required USD & EUR account Debit Card that can be used anywhere also Internet No bankers reference...